Congrats to the 2023 Thumper Bowl Champion: Brady

1/9/2024

"The greatest day of my life." - Brady

2024 Golden Toilet Seat Losers' Bracket

12/11/2024

Good luck to all the losers!

12/3/2024

Last week of this miserable season. Let's get this over with.

11/23/2024

This is Dom's world and we're all just living in it...

11/13/2024

Whoa! What happened?

10/13/2024

We're late but we're still here. 

10/2/2024

Weekly preview on Wednesday two weeks in a row? Plus the return of old school Power Rankings!?!?!

9/25/2024

Weekly preview on Wednesday? What the hell?

9/22/2024

Anyone like disparity? Two weeks into the season and no one has really pulled away from the pack due to injuries.

9/15/2024

I know this is late, but we all knew the Bayou Rumble was taking center stage this week.

9/5/2024

Short one this week since I did such an in depth preview of each team already.

8/27/2024

Preseason Power Rankings and Week 1 Predictions

8/25/2024

Finally, we find out who finished second and who gets to hoist the Thumper Bowl Trophy this season.

8/19/2024

No news to discuss today, so let's talk mid-season tounament.

8/18/2024

Pretty big injury, Chat GPT, and we break into the top 4 teams in the league. 

8/15/2024

Who is number 5? Who lost a player to injury today?

8/14/2024

Tons of injuries and a tough article to write. 

8/12/2024

Two big injuries! Oh no!

8/10/2024

I'm getting tired of writing these. The teams are getting closer and closer too.

8/9/2024

Day 4: contracts, bad picks, quick article.

8/8/2024

Day 3, no injuries yet. Let's give out another award.

8/7/2024

Two days of rankings? Let's see what happens. 

8/6/2024

Welcome to day 1 of the Commissioner's Rankings. Who will be the favorite to win the Golden Toilet Seat in 2024?

Golden Toilet Seat Champion Crowned!

1/9/2024

In his first year with Thumper, Cord is our Golden Toilet Seat Champion!

Golden Toilet Seat Bracket - Round 2 Update

12/18/2023
No article. Just an updated bracket for your records.

12/14/2023
Let's review the Toilet Bowl Bracket and give out some annual awards.

12/5/2023
Playoffs start next week and basically nothing has been decided! Well, except we know Logan is the getting a bye in the loser's bracket...

11/24/2023
Big games this week! Lot's of implications for the playoffs. 

11/15/2023
We officially have teams eliminated from the playoffs and teams who have clinched the playoffs. We'll also take a look at an important Game of the Week for two past champions.

11/8/2023
We have a huge game of the week! Plus who is in the playoffs? 

10/31/2023
Halloween Preview? No, I forgot it was Halloween until I was putting in the date above. Just a typical preview. 

10/27/2023
A little late but still relevant!

10/21/2023
Bears. Bears. Bears. 

10/10/2023
Why do we even play this game? It's stupid. 

10/4/2023
Possibly the least eventful week in Thumper history. 

9/26/2023
How much FAAB is everyone spending on Achane? How is everyone's FAAB investments looking so far? Will Logan or Austin win a game first? 

9/19/2023
More injuries, more bad management moves, and four teams with much needed wins this week. 

9/12/2023
Injuries, bad managing, lost bets, etc. We got a lot to cover this week.

9/6/2023
With no time to spare, here are your Commissioner's Rankings.

12/15/2022
Power Rankings are bull shit and we take a look at the two winner's backet matchups.

12/12/2022
The playoffs are set and here is your 2022 loser's bracket!

12/06/2022
One person is out of the playoffs. Five are in. One spot up for grabs. Let's take a look.

12/02/2022
No one cares about playoff spots. Let's take a deep dive look into how bad the Kevin Top Clint Bottoms have been managed this season. 

11/23/2022
Three weeks to the playoffs. Everyone is still "alive" I guess. Let's break that down and get to the Game of the Week.

11/16/2022
With only four weeks left, EVERY team is still mathematically eligible for the playoffs. Last week we went over FAAB pickups. This week we look at the trades. Start making moves if you are on the cusp of the playoffs!

11/13/2022
Some of you have some much FAAB left! What are you doing??? Let's take a look at what everyone else has spent theirs on this season and how it worked out for each of them. Also, game of the week.

11/4/2022
Injuries! NFL Trades! Thumper Trades! Awards???? Did Kevin get 3 in a row and catch on fire? Did Chris start a full lineup? Is Bryan still the best team in Thumper? Why is there a question mark next to Game of the Week in the thumbnail? 

10/25/2022
Kevin is nearing being ON FIRE! Austin has two heartbreaking losses :( Bryan continues to be the best team in the Thumper. And more!

10/20/2022
Brady falls to 5-1. Kevin finally wins. Chris starts injured Michael Thomas two weeks in a row. CMC TRADED!?!?! 

10/11/2022
Bruce's team is in fact legit... again. Brady's remarkable run is over with. More injuries to go around. And Austin still can't buy a win. Plus more!

10/4/2022
Injuries, bench points, bad luck, more bets, and is Bruce's team actually good... again?  

9/27/2022
Rusty won the Bayou Rumble. The Dolphins are undefeated (and so am I). There were some major injuries across the league. We have a meh Game of the Week. And Power Rankings are back baby!  

9/20/2022
Austin is 0-2. Larry, Logan, and one other team are undefeated. Rusty still doesn't have a real RB! What will happen in week 2??? Does it even need to be stated that the Bayou Rumble is the Week 3 Game of the Week??? Click to read.

9/13/2022
Week 1 is in the books. Who lost half their team? Who over-drafted QB and still didn't draft a good one? Who NEEDS a win in week 2? Plus Week 2 Game of the Week!

Season Ten Hype Video Premier

9/11/2022
Let's go!!!

9/6/2022
Kicking off our 10th season with a huge matchup!

8/28/2022
Ten years of rankings. Who comes out on top this year?

Thumper Draft 10: Las Vegas August 27, 2022

5/18/2022
Book your flights and hotels and be there for our 10th anniversary draft on August 27th.

Congrats to Dominique on winning the 2021 Thumper Bowl!

This is Dom's first Thumper Bowl. He blew out Larry with a score of 142.58 to 79.98. He will be looking to become the first back-to-back champion in 2022.

Congrats to Austin on winning his second Golden Toilet Seat! 

Austin loses the 2021 Golden Toilet Seat to Aron after failing to put up 70 points in the finals. This is his second Golden Toilet Seat trophy, with his first coming in our inaugural season back in 2013.

1/15/2023
The Hall of Records has officially be updated with the 2022 stats.