The 2018 season was the first season we used FAAB. Most teams were stingy with their FAAB dollars that season, saving their loads for the push at the end of the year. Late in the season Dez Bryant decided to make a come back, signing with the New Orleans Saints. The FAAB race was on. John came out the big winner with a bid of $85... but that wouldn't last long. Dez Bryant was helped off the field with a torn achilles in his first practice with the team, and John's $85 was immediately a waste of money.

Do we even need a description for this one? At the 2016 draft Austin failed to make his 6th round pick in the allotted 3 minutes. His pick was skipped and he had to wait on the next person to make their pick. He was given another 3 minutes and failed to pick again. Finally, on the third try he choked and picked TJ Yeldon who never played a game for him that season.

It all started at the 2015 Draft. Instead of blaming himself for his awful draft, he blamed the commissioner for allowing pick trading. He never missed a chance to bring this up for two long seasons. It was so annoying that it led to his own division voting him out. We thought we had finally gotten rid of him when one random day he was invited into our Snapchat group where he would write an entire novel about how terrible each one of us treated him. Rumor has it he is still out there, kidnapping kids and hating each one of us.