Commissioner's Rankings 2024

Writing this one too quickly after the last one to get a quote from someone to start off with. What do I say here? Congrats to last year's Thumper Bowl Champion, myself? Thank you

Injury Report:

I'm writing this at 10:45 on Wednesday night. There's been no injuries since the last post a couple hours ago. Let's do another award.

Drunkest at the Draft:

Nominees:

Kevin for handing out shots

Chris for just obviously being fucked up

Dom for throwing up

Clint for drafting Chubb in round 2

The winner is... Clint for drafting Chubb in round 2. That makes Clint a 2x award winner this preseason. I'm not sure he can bring home the big award, Thumper Bowl XII, but anything is possible. 

Number 10 - Aron

Let's just start with the good:

That's half the team right there. So what is wrong with this team that I would rank them 10th? My god those RBs man...

Listen, I like Etienne more than most but I think I had 7 RBs ranked higher than him. Then the RB2 is a backup RB for the Lions. The only other RBs on the roster are 2nd or possibly 3rd string RBs for not very good teams. 

The roster is wrapped up with a backup TE and backup QB that could have been better RBs.

Bold Prediction: Etienne finishes RB12 or worse.